stale

Lacking a certain something..... Being lame, as in old, like bread, except not moldy....

Look at his stale ass! He doesn't deserve that hoe.

by home dyke April 22, 2006

Stagedoor

the best theatre in jefferson county colorado!!!!!

dude in going to see Sweeney Todd at Stagedoor tomorrow, its going to be kickass!!!!!!!

by chorus guy March 21, 2009

Staved

When you’ve been fucked so good by a man you cannot get him off of your mind and it’s difficult to return back to normal life.

Spent two days with dude now I’m totally staved.

by Ashley Nevada October 4, 2018

Stated

An obese kid who had multiple necks who had a record of 0-75 and counting with girls.
Also drinks coke as water and usually smells like kakapoop.

Guess what, I found myself a stated

by XxxobesityiskeyXxx November 24, 2020

Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"

"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"

by crimsonchin27 April 17, 2011

jerking off stalefish

The act of masterbation with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.

I needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.

by Jim-Bo May 31, 2007

stapled

To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.

Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.

by Eugence March 19, 2006