Stale Coon

a coon that has been so oppressed that he knows no better and is just used to the slave masters way

just saw opera that stale coon

by Special-T-419 May 8, 2020

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,

"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,

by Stale Queef November 19, 2020

stale slino

snorting cocaine without drinking alcohol

Joe’s having stale slinos tonight. He’s on a diet

by joetrump April 8, 2024

Staling

To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.

"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

Stale froot loop

A boring uninteresting crazy psycho that seems to ruin everything good that ever happens to you

Calm down you stale fucking froot loop

Everything was good till you got here you stale froot loop

Goddammit you stale froot loop would you just like go? I've had anough of you

by Crazyfrootie112 April 22, 2017