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Squib

A Member of Bangor Quidditch S.Q.U.I.B ( Society of QUIditch in Bangor), Bangor University's (Wales) Quidditch team.
I'm proud to be a squib.
by BangorQuidditchSQUIB March 5, 2013
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squib

<Noun> A member of a pure-blood wizarding family with no magical powers because of some defect in the person's anatomy.
The janitor at Hogwarts is a squib, and cannot perform magic of any kind.
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Squampton

Also known as Squamish. Squampton is a small red neck town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The name implies that the factory town is somewhat similar to Compton, LA. This is partly true seeing as the honkies that live there are familiar with drive-bys. Not to be confused with the Squampton in Washington state.
Yo man I went to Whistler this weekend but stopped at the McDonalds in Squampton. My car almost got stolen by some redneck factory workers.
by Squamptoner October 5, 2007
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squib

A kid who can not function as a normal human being, often obsessed with pop culture or magic.
"Look at Greg, what a squib."
by Whhhaaaat? January 28, 2005
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Squammy

A drug induced affliction of the penis, also known as coke dick, wherein the penis feels like a flaccid, clammy, cold eraser after having given up on life and all its joys; to the point where it would yell "I don't even care anymore" if one were to drive a nail through the penis. (A squammy is easily self-diagnosable and running aforementioned test is extremely inadvisable)
So having given up on porn for the night, he runs up to me and smacks me in the forehead with his squammy. Remind me not to pass out around that fucker again.
by Dr. Adonis April 20, 2011
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Squib

The condensation between the base of the scrodem and the anal opening (usually caused by stress, work, or an intense game of hockey). This is the primary cause of male chafing.
Dude, I got so much squib its leaing through my boxers. Got a kleenex?
by Butcher1977 February 5, 2010
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Squib

One who does not know how to work freeview
"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."
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