Squeef

When you squeeze someone and they queef.

Gosh darn it I just Squeefed

by loufofof February 11, 2018

Squelfie

When you take a selfie with a nearby squirrel.

Wow, look at that fat squirrel! Quick, let's take a squelfie.

by PaulFV March 17, 2018

Squiffy

Drunk or intoxicated

"I am slightly squiffy"

by Heymanchick July 26, 2018

Squeef

The gnarly smell when a woman doesn't clean and queefs

Man that girl squeefed.
I know right? Fucking stinks.

by MrDThatGuy August 2, 2018

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

Squiff

A henchman that is also a very close friend like a bub or even a lover that trusts its master, follows he/she and admires he/she. The squiff works for you honored to follow your orders and leaving you with all the responsability and power and makes you feel like you have a friend and/or a lover.

Squiff is also used by chiefs who love their underling with a lot of depth.

In tasks
"My squiff is doing a very good job"

Affective
"-Hey, squiffy. You look good today"

In a relationship (Vulgar)
"-I command you to F*uck me my Squiff.

-Yes, boss! with pleasure!"

by BlueyMr.DragonHug January 11, 2019

Squeef

high pitched queef(squeaky queef)

Daum that was a loud ass squeef

by Kanklemate September 22, 2020