Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Visa Squeezer

A Visa Squeezer can be described as an individual who enters a country and obtains a visa under false pretences to take advantage of the system for individual gain.

I got married to someone I don't even know, it cost me 5K but I have now got a Visa and I can stay for as long as I like (Visa Squeezer).

I dropped my kacks and got up the duff and had a baby with this mug so I could get a visa (Visa Squeezer)

by Fred_wood December 21, 2012

turd squeezer

An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.

Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 4, 2017

Mustard Squeeze

Explosive shits. Massive diarrhea rounds that are relentless and unending.

I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.

Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

grape squeezers

Jeans for men that make a moose knuckle so tight your berries turn purple.

Those grape squeezers are so tight his nads are gonna pop!

by felipe2028 January 22, 2020

Short Squeeze

A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price

Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions

by Mrstonks January 28, 2021