sporking

also, bisexual spooning

Ben and John curled up cozily sporking after a long hard day of work

by friendfriendfriend February 12, 2007

sporked

Codeword for banned. It originated on Gothic.net, where if a user is banned, their user title is changed to "eyeball SPORKED!", therefore to get 'sporked' means to get banned from something.

The admins at Gothic.net sporked their own mods! Trolls are starting to seep in and the site is dying. Let's find a way to save it.

by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

spork

the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep

"I just shaved my Yak..and I'm all out of Cheese Whiz...shitty...oh yeah...spork

by readermcneil July 29, 2008

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave September 25, 2008

Spork

A spoon. And a fork. Combined. Making... a spork. Duhh! ;

"Ugh. You're SUCH a spork."

by Abbehh April 30, 2009

spork

a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about

Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??

Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.

Ernest: shut the fuck up.

by ignatiusreilly May 16, 2009

spork

A cute nickname for someone.

ie: ikkle spork, my ikkle spork

by sporkman November 7, 2008