spoomchabe

A soft and slow exclamation, in reaction to a seemingly impenetrable mystery, and to show that youre hunting for the answer. Usually said in a thoughful voice, almost to ones self.

Usage: similar to "hmmm" and "curious...".

A: Thats the Mystery of the Missing Mystery.
B: Hmm, spoomchabe

by Mr Hatter June 14, 2011

splootches

snow mixed with rain, kinda like little slurpee's hitting your windshield

when a mix of rain and water hit your windshield in a mix their not just watery their called "splootches"

by peachespies November 18, 2011

Spooch

A pathetic adult who displays a variety of non-endearing child-like traits. For instance, an adult who is content to be taken care of, watch porn, and consume a steamy cup of porridge snuggled up on the couch all day. A man who remains an eternal consumer but not a producer.

"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."

by PanderSpooch January 8, 2015

Snootch

A skinny panooch. Skinny pussy, no lips.

That girl has a snootch.

by Gabeth May 18, 2014

scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.

Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!

by hydraflare May 15, 2016

Snootch Pooch

1. A male who follows around a girl like a puppy for possibility however so slight that he'll get a sniff of her gift.

2. Male or female who blindly follows cult or politics so they are unable to discuss it without name calling and hysterics.

1. That little guy is her snootch pooch, dude.
2. Those protesters are a bunch of Snootch Pooches.

by Pierce Dickman November 20, 2016

smootchable

A playful way to tell her that her face is cute and very kissable.

And those cute cheeks of yours are very smootchable....mmmmm!

by Contypicallyconfused July 12, 2017