spongebob squarenuts

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!

Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

by The Debasser May 2, 2005

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Norwegian Sponge Plug

To plug a girl with a penis in her mouth, vagina, and butt.

Wow dude, me and my friends just gave this chick the biggest Norwegian Sponge Plug, that she passed out!

by thewordmakerupper December 6, 2009

fun sponge

Someone who has the ability to walk into a room and litteraly soak all of the fun out of it. Also known as a muzz.

"Nick was such a fun sponge, the moment he arrived the party died."

by Doc Raymond October 10, 2003

Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants is a kids show that any age group can love. Although Spongebob's creator says he's not gay, there are definitely enough gay innuendos in it to make it seem that way.

Guy 1:One time I watched Spongebob Squarepants and Spongebob was trying to get Gary to take a bath. He painted everything in the bathroom like a pirate ship. He called the soap dubloons. He then said Look Garry! Dubloons! Don't drop them! and winked.

Guy 2:nice.

by smishsm0sh September 26, 2009

spongemike

A spongemike is used in African cultures to bathe eachother during a special ceremony. The spongemike is a thick cloth used to the bathing. Each member of the tribe ejaculates into the spongemike to bathe their children with. It is said that this process will increace the life of the child and promote good fortune.

We will ejaculate into the spongemike to bathe our children.

by Robert Smith January 29, 2005

Sponge cunt

A person, generally female, who leeches money, drugs, food, car rides or anything else they can get from other people. They expect others to drop everything they're doing and give up their social lives and money to cater to their whims. They don’t give or do anything for anyone else and bitch and complain all the time. They suck the life and resources out of others like a sponge and act like a cunt while doing so.

Person 1: Man, Erik is never around anymore. He’s always with Cortney, but all she does is make him drive her around and buy her weed. Then she bitches at him all the time and doesn’t even pitch in for gas.

Person 2:Yeah, she’s a real sponge cunt.

by Joltzi December 20, 2010