sport mullet

A mullet that is pulled into a pony tail. Business in the front and sport in the back. Good for tennis and nascar.

That chick's sport mullet reminds me of a Mad Max character.

by jodhisattva December 18, 2008

Sport's Whore

An individual who always roots against his friends' favorite teams, and roots for all the teams his friends hate. Just to be a little bitch. He has little to no sports knowledge of the teams he is rooting for, and probably cannot name 5 players on the team. It's just to get people riled up, and to be contrary for no apparent reason.

The individual is similar to a bandwagon fan.

Guy 1- Did you hear Jessi is rooting for the Pittsbugh Penguins to win the Stanley Cup?
Guy 2-.... He's from Detroit... What a Sport's Whore.

by Helmer Fudd May 11, 2011

sports widow

Noun: A person married to a still-living spouse, but who has minimal interaction with this spouse during one or more sports' seasons.

"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?

"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."

by SportsWidow November 12, 2013

Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016

meatball (sports fan)

MEATBALL (noun): sports fan who irrationally supports a chosen team. characterized by short sighted thinking and frequent overreaction.

That sports talk radio caller is a real meatball (sports fan)!

by DolfinStryker August 19, 2018

Wii Sports

The best Wii Game in History. Sadly, it is dominated by the tyrant Matt

Gonna play some wii sports with my homies

by ElloMateImMatthew May 18, 2021

Dicks Sporting Goods

They sell dicks at cheap prices.

AY lets get some of that Dicks sporting goods

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020