Sporkie

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.

by KAOT November 12, 2004

sporker

one who likes to spork

Bob was a sporker because he was holding a spork in his hand. Bob likes sporks. Very much.

by sporker number 572 July 26, 2003

spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

sklork

extreme combination of a slut/skank/whore

Jim: Yo Sam, you should totally date that chick!
Sam: No dude, she's a total sklork. I'm pretty sure she got impregnated last night by like 24 guys
Jim: Damn, what a sklork!

by MJ Bailes October 1, 2013

Splorp

Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.

*drink is spilled* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just splorped!

by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022

spork

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection

Steve sporked with Sally last night

by matt sizzle October 17, 2003

Spork

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

by darealjz June 1, 2010