Sloppy Falafel

When Ryan Simpson gives you a rim-job.

Jared: Hey, do you want a Sloppy Falafel?
Michael: Yeah man, I totes want a rim-job from Ryan Simpson.

by dellbeck November 5, 2010

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sloppy fart

When sitting in class and you try to ease a fart out silently, but its very loud and leave debree in your trousers and on the floor.

Dude, I was sitting in class talking to a hot chick and I blasted off a sloppy fart

by wvumountys88 December 13, 2007

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Sloppy rig

Fat fucks who dont work out and their rig becomes yuck and fat

"Yo tony what happened to your rig, its heaps sloppy"

"Hey sarah i can see your pussy lips, Fuck off im just a sloppy rig"

by Cuntsmasher July 7, 2012

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sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

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The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.

Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.

After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Musch to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.

by Ja B. September 2, 2008

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