Sharted

The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.

I accidentally Sharted last night.

by An intelligent individual REAL October 27, 2022

Spared

An intactivist term typically referring to an American male who was not circumcised at birth. He was “spared” of the punishment so-to-speak.

Also a quicker way to say someone is uncircumcised.

“Are you circumcised or spared?”

“I’m spared.”

by ThatNiggaLlamar November 2, 2022

Swarted

When someone is thwarted by a sword

Oh no The knight has swarted my plans!

by Shiver me December 1, 2022

Sharted

Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..

"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..

by 12speed December 20, 2022

Snarted

Sneeze & fart at the same time. Past tense.

Today, I snarted at work in front of a customer.

by Hillbilly Holler March 6, 2023

Snarted

Accidentally and or unintentionally pushing out a booger or snot when sneezing, usually with quite some force. Closely related to the act of sharting, but now from the other end.

*Achoo!*
"Ah dude, I just snarted"

by JullieDullieBullie February 24, 2025

Snarted a snooger

When you sneeze fart and cough up a snooger at the same time.

I snarted a snooger on our first date and oh well, that was fun while it lasted.

by Chachi Comachi February 27, 2025