example #1
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013
Get the Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was redmug. "Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.mug. Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
ORly bro
by Frauggu March 10, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.mug. When you have an abusive tendency to suck the life out of people, making them question their reality and leaving them fucking empty inside.
I've been in a long-distance relationship with a narcissist. He's been using sex to squeeze some money out of me, so that I would pay for him to come over.
He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".
To fuck the life out of somebody
He shoots back that he "really is going to fuck the life out of me".
To fuck the life out of somebody
by podoutboo April 8, 2024
Get the To fuck the life out of somebodymug. "Kraken somebody" refers to the kinky act of a Kraken or related species to use tentacles in a raughty manner.
by Orphic ichor December 18, 2024
Get the Kraken Somebodymug. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
yo bro sing somebody
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
by anonymously anonymou February 23, 2023
Get the Somebodymug. Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!
*see somebody touch my spaget video*
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!
*see somebody touch my spaget video*
by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018
Get the somebody touch my SPAGETmug.