Snowbird

When you catch a bird, jizz on it, and set it free.

Person 1: Remember that time Ammar came on a pidgeon?
Person 2: Yeah he totally pulled a snowbird.

by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015

snowboarder

one who sits on his or her ass on the hill or in the park, getting in the way. one who prefers to scrape all the snow off the mountain. Sits in the park just taking up space but never doing anything.

i took out anougher snowboarder today... it felt great

by WOOOOO January 21, 2004

Freestyle Snowboarding

freestyle snowboarding is split up into three main subcatagorys.

Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.

Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.

jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.

Park
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can

Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules

by Jordan "muzzy" May 9, 2006

snowboarding

a lame alternative of skiing, where you must sit approximately 100 feet from all jump areas and sit for approximately 5-10 minutes.

Dude, that 180 you did was gnarly!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Snowboarder

A complete cunt. A pussy who's too chicken to ski. Likes to show off by colliding with slow-moving skiers...because that's the only target they have enough control to hit. They also take up twice as much space on a chair, and don't know how to queue.

It really makes my day to see a snowboarder flown off the mountain.

by Flyinkiwi August 3, 2004

urban snowboarding

the act of tying a rope behind a car and getting pulled thru town behind it on a snowboard.

"we went urban snowboarding behind my car yeserday"

by pimpin_aine_EZ_6969 January 30, 2004

Snowbirding

v. - when your lover or partner has a cold, it is implied that you go "south" (ie: perform oral sex) in order to avoid contracting the cold.

Susan has the mad flu, but when she's hopped up on cold medicine and feeling good I go snowbirding. I don't have any sick days left.

by okfinethisismyname January 24, 2011