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snookied

the act of being turned down or denied by a guy. this can even happen at such extremes as being completely wasted or when stooping below your level.

This happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore pretty much every episode.
I can't believe that guy snookied me, it was supposed to be a done deal.

I was snookied.
by llevent26 January 29, 2010
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shookith

the action of being shook.
She was so shook. She was shookith
by ms.gab December 16, 2017
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Snooki Syndrome

A girl who is of the larger variety, who is also short, thinks that she is thin and petite simply because she is short. Like Snooki from the Jersey Shore they will wear clothes that aren't meant for their body type but for skinny girls.
Look at that chick's clothes. She's come down with a serious case of Snooki Syndrome
by TheAmazingA June 28, 2011
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Snooki

A girl who constantly gets drunk and does stupid, irresponsible and/or inconsiderate things in complete disregard to the fact that she has a boyfriend.

Such actions may include:

-Flashing her business in public

-Hooking up with other guys and girls while she has a boyfriend
-Lying to her boyfriend

On top of it all, she'll tend to claim that she's a good girlfriend and that she doesn't cheat.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with 3 of her roommates.

Guy 2: Whoa! Seriously?!

Guy 1:Yeah...I'm giving her another chance though.

Guy 2: Why?! That's not a girlfriend, that's a Snooki!
by BlooMoon August 19, 2012
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snooki

Snooki the WHORE crashed her car.DIE WHORE DIE!!!
by maddog546 October 30, 2011
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Snooki

1. A Grenade.
2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.
"Yo man, my mom is such a Snooki!"
-"yeah I heard"

"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"

"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."
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Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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