Snob

One who thinks their shit don't stink, but whose farts give them away.

Miss Thang is such a snob. She tries to make everyone think she's all rich and shit.

Yeah. She think her shit dont stink, but her farts give her away. She's such a wannabe.

by MidwesternMamaH September 14, 2010

skober

An altered state of mind that seems normal to those who can't stay sober.

when you reach a point in life that to feel sober you need a beer and a blunt.

Here come the Pigs, Everybody act Skobër!

by SmokaOne September 5, 2004

iPod Snob

1. A person that looks down on you because you have substantially fewer songs than them.

2. A person that riducules you for the type of music that is loaded on your iPod.

Trish: "Dude, you only have 346 songs on your Pod. What is wrong with you?"

Jim: Trish, you are such an iPod snob! But I still would do you.

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Fred: Holy crap! Did you see Dan had Bee Gees, Neil Diamond, and Cher loaded on his Pod? Is he a freakin' chick! Although I am envious that he has 3,346 songs.

Dan: Give me that you iPod snob, I loaded those for my girlfriend!

by spicy elmo November 7, 2009

academic snobbery

When colleges don't want to accept credits from another college because they don't believe the other school is good enough, when what they really want, is just your money to take their courses.

I applied to A fancy college after going to a state college and they would only accept 19 of 80 credits due to academic snobbery.

by pigdawg September 21, 2013

Beer snob

A rare type of person who drinks beer for other reasons than taste and or inebriation.

Due to the lower cost of beer, there are less of them than wine snobs.

In the age of craft beer, this term is being used in temporary English.

Beer snob: You don't like X type of beer? You are not a true beer lover!
Beer lover: Let me enjoy the beer I enjoy?

by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

Snobbie

Snobbie (snob/ē)

Noun (Plural Snobbies)

A photograph that one has taken with a phone or webcam of themselves, acting as if they have no knowledge of said picture being taken. Then uploaded the picture to a social media site as if it were taken by someone else.

Truly a sign of narcissism and dumb.

"She thinks she's all that, the pic was probably a snobbie"

"Ugh, did you see the snobbie she posted?"

"Hoe actin' like she got paparazzi followin her around, throwing up snobbies n shit!!1one"

by Sundog_ April 18, 2014

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005