sneet

Term used in the 1950's-1980's to describe cum, spooch or sperm

He was so turned on that he blew his sneet.

by Maui Jay February 17, 2007

Snart

to sneeze and fart at the same time

"wow that snart reeks man!!! And we have all the bacteria floating around the room!"

by timorrinho October 6, 2005

Sneat

n. One who sneeks and eats.

He is a real sneat because he ate the rest of the cookies in the middle of the night!

by dncr9999 October 18, 2011

sneert

When you sneeze and fart at the same time. Possibly the scariest thing you can do in public. Has the potential to be very painful.

"I just sneerted, now my ass is bleeding"

by jaqs March 29, 2015

Snartblast

Snartblast, or in this case the process of snartblasting, first involves containing yourself in a sealed environment. Next is to attempt to sneeze, piss, shit, vomit, fart, cum, and cry all at the same time. The difficult part is capturing all the bodily fluids that were released during the purge.

I just snartblasted *crying*

by BeaRv1 April 21, 2018

Smert

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

by Bazimon April 24, 2014

Extreme Snart

When one sneezes and farts at the same time
WARNING:These farts tend to cause dirty pants, and anal bleeding in some cases

GUY 1:OMG I JUST SNEEZED AND FARTED
GUY 2:HA, YOU SNARTED
GUY 1:OH AND I MIGHT OF POOPED MYSELF
GUY 2:THAT IS AN EXTREME SNART

by Scott L December 22, 2008