Rusty Saddles

A sexual position similar to the Rusty Trombone except one or both participants are dressed up as cowboys or cowgirls (mix and match except able). Often a favorite with those who tool leather for a profession and those who enjoy cowboy shooting (people who dress up like cowboys and shoot guns of that era)
and they seem to all have an unhealthy apatite for fast food.
Ironically the founder of Rusty Saddles was a professional leatherman and loved to cowboy shoot.

"yo Matt loves givin Rusty Saddles to cow hos.", "gitty up lil dowgies"

by ultrauseless December 31, 2007

The Grumpy Saddle

The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)

"Make room on the dance floor!" "That couple is about to do the grumpy saddle!

by Koch Master June 22, 2009

saddle bags

Disproportionately wide hips on a women who otherwise could be considered attractive.

She's an attractive lady even if she is packing saddle bags.

by Roland819 December 16, 2006

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Saddle Gash

a woman who has a huge bucket due to being broken in by the riding of a horse. Bucket Size may be increased by special dildo saddles bought from sex shops

Dude last night i got lost in this girls saddle gash

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010

saddle creek

The greatest label of all time, based on Omaha bands and one from L.A. I love em like... well, like Jenny Lewis and Tim Kasher love each other.maybe.

"...Then We'll go to Omaha to exploit the booming music scene"-Rilo Keily, in refrence to Saddle Creek

by salalee the girl October 19, 2003