smorsey

an adjective that means something is hot and sticky

The marshmellow cream on Darci's chin was very smorsey.

by Durk Wecker January 25, 2009

shortevity

The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.

Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!

by Star Blazer June 29, 2009

smorged

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered

I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols

by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010

snortease

When a woman snorts and expects you to be attracted to it.

Woman: *snorts*
Man: Ooooooh yeah ;)
Woman: You can't have this.
Man: You snortease!

by BuyMeABeer September 11, 2011

Shorteralla

short in the height dept, short in the brains dept, short in the patience, short on there bills because they spend all of there money at Disney

Shorteralla is late paying the bills again after coming back from Disney

by Wordie December 27, 2012

Sporter

Someone who plays sports but isn't good enough to be an actual athlete

friend: are you an athlete?
Me: no I'm not that good

Friend: so your a sporter then?
Me:yeah

by I don't wanna August 20, 2017

smote

the past tense of smite so y'all can stop saying smited

"do you remember what happened to kevin"
"ya daisy smote him"

by BrownCat_Loves_Horses August 31, 2020