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new Apple smell

The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.
Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!

Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him

Dude1: damn, that shit kills
by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010
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you smell like cheese

person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.
by gingerbaz December 8, 2006
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shellafellup

Mangled way of saying "shut the fuck up." Good in situations where profanity is unacceptable.
Woman: You're a bastard.
Man: Shellafellup, bia!
by Homeless Dave April 20, 2005
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Smell Bread

To flatulate incognito in hopes to trick a group of people in an enclosed space into breathing it in deeply.
riding in a car and letting one go and asking everyone in the car "Do you smell bread?"
by theonlymonkeyfist September 11, 2009
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Farting In Real Smell

When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.
Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...
by maw999 May 3, 2009
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smell good

Yo Ehren pass me da smell good.What's dat?Da cologne. Oh Fosho C.
by CJay Lister January 11, 2008
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Subway Smell

The interesting odor that lingers far into the day from a person who has eaten a sandwich from Subway.
Tyler: What smells like B.O.?

Curt: O thats just Marcus, he had a sub Sandwich for lunch and he now has that Subway smell.
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