Salami Smack

To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.

Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!

by Company Man aka Hero January 28, 2012

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Smack a Bitch

When someone really needs to get sent back to their senses, You smack a bitch. Either the person acted out of line or was offensive in one way or another; so you smack them, back-handed or open-palmed, either way it needs to be a quick and across the face.

Yo that hoe came all up in my grills, so I just had ta smack a bitch.

by RamK October 5, 2006

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smacks o'clock

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.

Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

by Johnny Dangeroux August 21, 2009

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ass smack

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

by Shortafpineappl3 May 4, 2018

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Honky smack

Trashy white boy culture, such as weebism, incelism, extremely unrealistic and ridiculously kinky porn, or mumble rap.

Janice: Hey hon I’m home! What’re you doing?

Terry: Yeah I love rule 34 and Soundcloud you bitch ass female fuck me right now whorish cunt!!! YOU. OWE. ME. SEX.

Janice: That’s a whole load of honky smack. Fuck this I’m moving into a crackhouse.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF August 28, 2020

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