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Christian Slater

The antichrist. The messiah. God's greatest and worst gift to man. Known to have over 6 split personalities. Also known to carry on sexual relationships with animals, most preferably Wolves.
Christian Slater just fucked a wolf. But which Christian Slater?
by Merriam-Webster Special December 15, 2009
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slattery

A person stuck in the late 80's and early 90's as far as fashion, music, and slang are concerned. this person is also addicted to neon colors as well big hair and suglasses for a woman. A faux-hawk is generally a tell-tale sign of a slattery as well, either on a man or woman.

A slattery also refuses to use CD's, declaring that tapes are the only true medium of playing music. They generally enjoy old-school rap as well, but to truly make a slattery happy you must play House of Pain's hit "Jump Around". They often carry with them a boombox, or wish that they were.

Either you are or you aren't a slattery, dressing in the style but using CD's alone will equate you to a poser.

A slattery is the epitome of cool. (since they live in the generation that invented that word)
Person 1: Katie is such a slattery, did you see her wearing that New Kids on the Block sweatshirt!

Person 2: Yeah! Well yesterday I saw her walking around with her boombox, playing Jump Around!

Person 3: SO slattery.
by P*anna March 9, 2007
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Slapster

A man or woman with an unquenchable fetish for slapping others on the buttocks
Trish can be a real slapster at parties.
by DrMeandudeMD October 6, 2006
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slantern

an alternative way to say "whore," "slut," or "ho" in public
Those slanterns work on 14th street.
by triste June 22, 2007
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slater ward

A specific part of a psych ward in a hospital. It is filled with people who have overdosed on a psychedelic, or several psychedelics, particularly LSD, Ketamine, Mushrooms, or a combination of Diethylamides. It is also known as the part of the psych ward where there are people who have done so many psychedelics that their brains have developed permanent hallucinations, and so the people will often have a rest of a life where they are practically always on some sort of psychedelic or mixture of psychedelics.
"Evan went to the slater ward, because the night before he dropped acid after he was already on ketamine."
by Wraert Dals November 29, 2012
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smasterfuck

wow i picked up this hot crackhead last night i smasterfucked her in my backseat for $3
it was awesome
by davidwating October 5, 2003
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Slater

a white boy with really nappy hair who owns a vast menagerie of flat brims
"dude, look at that Slater"
"He's so thug! I bet all the girls want his hair"
" I wish i had nappy hair! It's a gurlmagnett!"

Dude 1: Man I wish i was a slater
Dude 2:why man? All he has are a bunch of flatbrims...
dude 1: It's whats UNDER the flat brim that counts!!
by beauxjangles November 8, 2010
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