really slack

sarcastic term used to describe a good move or play.

"Albert Pujols is really slack at hitting."

by Denver Beck May 8, 2006

Slack Squidge

The act of frigging a chick off with your fingers/hand from outside her trousers. Usually takes place during a 'Jean Squeeze'.

Dude #1 - So how far did you get with her?
Dude #2 - Not very, just a little slack squidge.

by Jager Steve October 11, 2007

slacking-off

The act of one giving themselves an over-the-pants handie, whereas they are either unable or too lazy to pull their pants down and masturbate correctly.

"This morning at work John was totally caught slacking-off under his desk."

"I always slack-off at dinner on the first date."

by StonyBear November 10, 2011

Slack Ass

An extremely lazy HR Manager of Nigerian extraction. Often to be found 'skulking' in others offices, blaming others for her own failings, abdicating all responsibility to poorly trained office juniors.

"Jesus! Where's that fucking Slack Ass bitch hiding today?"

Slack Ass

by Graham Herbert December 11, 2008

multi slacking

Like Multi Tasking, only the complete opposite: Doing nothing in several tasks at the same time, or avoiding several obligations.

I'm so tired, I been multi slacking in math and English and with my gf.

by Teakay July 20, 2008

slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.

Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.

by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022

Slack receipt

The passive-aggressive act of notifying a team member on your public channel (instead of the private one) that you created a service ticket for them for something that is malfunctioning because clearly he didn’t test that code and you want to call him out.

Hey, did you see that slack receipt in our public channel from our bro on the Jenkins team? You broke his provisioning pipeline.

by Cialexander April 12, 2020