Skeeter

When you get head while taking a shit.

Nazar: Yo i got a skeeter from that bitch fele last night!
Arthur: fo sho? i got one from your mom last night.

by Nick March 23, 2005

skeeter bop

methaphetamine, crack or cocain

i did some skeeter bop last night and got fucked up.

by Bethany Rohm December 3, 2003

skeezster

A skeezy as in skanky scenester male or female.

Julie hates going to shows only to have some greasy skeezster hit on her.

by cherry July 17, 2004

skeeter

the name used for when the male stem of a bong is used to snort cocaine. has incredibly pleasant results when used with "skeet" or cocaine that has been passed through a flour sifter.

the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.

instructions: place finely ground cocaine on a clean, dry surface in a mound equivalent to a fatty line. place the skeeter directly over the mound in a 90 degree position. place nostril over the other end and inhale sharply while simulaneously tilting the skeeter ever so slightly so as to create a clear hole effect of outside air rushing in to further push the product up the nose. wait a few minutes then continue repeating until there's no mo' left and you gotta pound whiskey to go to sleep.

by Misc. P May 30, 2006

Skeeter Valentine

Do not Google him. - Code name for things not to google at school.

Penis is a total Skeeter Valentine

by SethIsGod October 7, 2010

skeeter dudes

a term used by one when referring to a group of people who are either goofy, high,or you just have no idea what else to say about them because they are that damn goofy(the word is commonly used by edood and crum)

Wow look at those fucking skeeter dudes,all goofy with their suspenders.

by Blahbitty blah May 5, 2007

skeeter mcgeeter

something that is so amazing it is in its own class. many times referring to weed but can describe anything.

"Hows that weed brah?"

"It's the mother-fucking skeeter mcgeeter"

by Peg Leg Pete October 30, 2007