Cake Sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I can't wait for Alanis to perform a well publicized cake sitting on Leno.

Jennifer: I can sit on a cake for you just as sexily as she does. Unlike her, I may not wear any clothes so the feel of the fudge on my smooth butt getting into my crack....YUM!

by SeniorGaGaGa October 21, 2010

man-sitting

Similar to but worse than mansplaining, man-sitting is when a man sits silently and listens earnestly when a woman speaks, forcing her to actually say something useful for once so that she doesn't sound like a retard.

Sargon of Akkad was man-sitting Anita so viciously, she had to verbally abuse him to protect herself.

by Kulaktikal July 8, 2017

gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."

Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.

(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.

by Molly and Tara July 12, 2009

Smittenable

When someone is so gorgeous and adorable that it’s likely people will become smitten with them.

That Manda chick is smittenable for I am now smitten with her.

by Cute Cary April 27, 2020

Left lane sitter

Refers to the idiots who instantly merge into the fast lane as soon as they get on the highway. They proceede to drive under the speed limit as to piss off the people who want to go faster then them as if they will win a trophy for slowing down as many people as they possibly can. When the oportunity comes to merge into the middle lane they "sit" and wait till the person behind them trys to pass and then move over just to get in front of them again, sometimes causing accidents and making a lot of people mad.

Damn, Im late for work and it seems as if everyone is a left lane sitter today.

by j2shea July 10, 2011

sittin sideways

almost opposite of "the gangsta lean" when u drivin...
instead of leanin right, u lean left almost to post up
against the driver side door, w/ ur right hand on the wheel

ridin slow, speakers thumpin on the drive-way/
sittin sideways & buck twenty on the highway/
-Biggfoot

by Chefo April 9, 2006