Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

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smang

a combination of the words smash and bang.
commonly used to describe the action of tools.

sister: "stop bloody smanging things around!"

girl 1#: damn jason is just a smang

by suzieqqq January 24, 2009

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simanta

This person is gay and very good in sucking his own dick.

*Simanta* : love boy more then girls and he searching for his life partner in online games.

by Andy6999 November 24, 2021

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smang

adjective - disgusting, unattractive, unusable, discarded, undesirable, destitute
noun - a substance of above description

His mouth was open so wide I could see the smang stuck to his teeth.

by Dan Fab September 22, 2005

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Has been half a virgin since 8th grade. She has a compulsive lying disorder and is legally bipolar. She will disown her bestfriends for a boy in the drop of a hat. This explains why she only has one friend. Now we all know who Henrietta is... "the friendly MOLE" on her back that comsumes twice daily anything in its sight. Shes a "chocoholic" i guess you could say, she loves girls to lick it off of her and have ugly guys whack the salami to this sight. We have made up songs about that mole- we have captured it, tamed it and made friends with it. BLONDE=NO but WANNABE=YES! This chick thinks shes hot because she gets retarded allllll alooooneeeee and smokes but she really is just a big loser who wants to be like cool people. but she aint ever going to be like me. one question goes out to her, are you showing your true colors?

go to a party she at and you can see fo youself

by allotta vagina April 29, 2005

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