Shwoop

When you shove a cough drop up a dog's ass

"I'm gonna shwoop my dog tonight."

by Dink117 November 19, 2019

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Swomp

A heavy (usually blunt) blow having ultimate power.

"Get off me fuckin' lawn before I SWOMP you like the wee boy you is."

by UncleOwenWordShits October 7, 2020

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When everything around you seems to go wrong all at once, often, but not always, as a result of using crystal meth. Not to be confused with “circling the drain”, as being “shwampied” refers more towards small scale events that happen in a single day.

Lindsay: “My cellphone speaker broke, my tv has the black screen of death, my car window got stuck down, I have to get tested for COVID-19, my microwave quit working, and I lost my vape!”
Teek: “Wow, girl, you got shwampied!”

by Teekums October 19, 2020

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shlompton

Shlompton is what you called your main fuckin dog. Since day 1 shit. Shlomps for short

What’s fucking good shlompton!

by Trent Morgan December 7, 2020

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shromp

shromp (otherwise known as shrom-PP) is a very confusing creature it’s just like a shrimp but with a touch of you know.. swag? it also tastes better than regular shrimp yo mama

yoooo this shromp taste good !! yea

by sir bartholomew kuma December 7, 2020

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