Shred face

The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".

Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?

by Trogdor90 May 21, 2017

Shred the grain

To go against the grain so hard that it is metaphorically reduced to shreds. Only accomplished through a groundbreaking act of badassery.

Quinn: "Man, Jake, you shred the grain so hard last night!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"

by TheJanePlane June 5, 2017

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

shred it dude

when you go in to an oap too hard so they rip

i just shredded susan dude shred it dude

by beepbeepijustfellintoyournansp July 11, 2018

Shreck Dady

1. A phrase that can mean many things, most commonly used by retards and gay people.

2. Another way of calling someone a gay fucking Retarded hoe or a hot ass bitch- your choice.

3. A phrase often associated with Jeon Jungkook of BTS

4. it could simply be used as an expression of surprise or content.

A fucking retard

“Yo did you hear about BTS’ new upcoming album?”

“*gasp* Shreck dady!”

by jungkook_is_shreck_dady March 31, 2019

Shredduce

A new brand of shredded lettuce that you will love!

Wow I love this new Shredduce on my crepe!

by Dingusgirl April 10, 2019

Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

by Bigbenis6969 January 6, 2021