Shinking

When you're lying on the couch in an awkward and uncomfortable position but you can't be bothered turning over.

Origin: The word comes from the swedish word 'skinka' (meaning ham). Ham is slaughtered pig, and being slaughtered can't be very comfortable at all.

-"Man, my back hurts"
-"Why?"
-"I spent the whole evening shinking in front of the TV, I think my spine is twisted"

by Informalskin March 14, 2008

shinking

to think in the shower

verb: shinking
adverb: shinked
noun: shink
adjective: shinker

I was feeling the water dribble down my back as I was shinking wondering what clothes felt like opposed to what we felt like in them

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

ham shanking

To have anal sex with an overweight woman.

My friend and I got so drunk, we decided to go ham shanking.

by JD0001 August 20, 2008

Shrink-ing

When at work in the office place, and you do fuck all work during the day

Baz stop Shrink-ing and do some fucking work!

by MPK February 1, 2008

shining bright

an extreme orgasam in wich the woman squirts and catches the light in just a maner that it shines you in the face

girl: hey last night derek made me shining bright

by hi2488 May 1, 2015

The sun is shining

When you are able to obtain some weed

Dude #1: "There is nothing to do today."
Dude #2: "No problem. The sun is shining today so we will be set for tonight."

by fyrelyzard66 October 26, 2012

Shirking

The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.

"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"

"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."

by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015