trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

Shortly

(From Gaga's perspective)

When Gaga puts the word 'shortly' in a tweet, it means don't count on seeing it for a loooong time. :)

Gotta love her. She's fashionably Latey Gaga. ;)

Latest Tweet

'Posting a special video of me on The Ellen Ball shortly, with a surprise addition.'

Time of tweet: 11 hours ago

by bornthiswaybaby May 21, 2011

shorties

Urban / hip-hop culture based term for children with reference to their short stature. Often encountered among lyrics for rap music. There is also an infered context that the so referenced children are targets for potential underage sexual liasion.

Dat school yard fulla shorties!

R. Kelly was known for his love of the shorties.

by feca August 30, 2006

shortie

A child

There were shorties in the house

by urban one IL March 6, 2010

shorthead

someone who says something without thinking of the consequences possibly something that saves time or a short cut

"scott wants to leave off the +c wat a shorthead"

by Jenny Adkins May 24, 2006

Shortez

Sexy women, group of women who don't have to tease to get what they want.

Check out these shortez walking in.

by Biscuiits January 26, 2011

shortgevity

The condition of being cursed by a life of short duration, as opposed to being blessed by a life of long duration.

Although his parents experienced longevity, being hit by a bus resulted in his unexpected shortgevity.

by Goodmalood January 18, 2012