depression shower

when you are so sad you take a shower and just cry so nobody can hear you

Wow this is jenny's 3rd depression shower today. Tom really must have hurt her.

by yeeetz August 19, 2017

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student shower

Instead of cleaning / showing properly in the morning, the simple expedient of spraying deodorant under the arms.

More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

David was running very late for his tutorial, so he resorted to a student shower to freshen himself up.

by MudHide January 21, 2021

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absence of shower syndrome

A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.

Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.

Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome

by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010

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Sad Nigga Shower

The name says it all. Particularly the same as a regular shower but you spend hours just sitting there thinking about life.

Bella: Man it took you a looooong minute to reply

Bob: Sorry i was taking a sad nigga shower

by Lovell. November 12, 2017

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Czech Golden Shower

The sound of brass from a freshly-finished Czech VZ.61 Magazine hitting the ground a mere half second after said magazine has been fully spent. First coined by Brandon Herrera.

"Dear lord, that gun fires so fast they call it the Czech Golden Shower!"

by Liechtenstein Gun Collector November 17, 2022

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