shminkie

a substitute for a curse word meaning poo.

Oh Shminkie! I left my P.E. cloths at home!

by Jhon Jacob Jinglehimershmits September 15, 2008

Shmish

Def. A type of smell of shit and fish.

It smells like shmish in here.

by Shakespearejedi September 15, 2016

Shmishmorshan

A euphemism for a word that rhymes with it.

"Don't get a shmishmorshan, it hasn't even seen its dick yet!"

"There are so many vaginas destroyed before, during and after the shmishmorshan process."

CAUTION!!!

BABIES CAN'T DECIPHER THIS WORD, FOR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS REFRAIN FROM UTTERING ITS ACTUAL MEANING IN THE PRESENCE OF POTENTIAL MOTHER'S STOMACHES!

by SupremeKaiser September 4, 2009

Shmishmormon

The term used to describe a person who was baptized mormon, but does everything a mormon is not supposed to do, i.e: drink, smoke, gamble, have sex, etc. They also no longer attend church, and usually were only baptized becuase their parents made them.

did you have ay idea that bill was such a shmishmormon???

by Kcornsmell April 25, 2011

Shminvader Shmim

Zim, but even more of a dork than before. Artist and fuckboy; He is literally hotter than the surface of the sun. Invader Zim

"Shminvader Shmim? Ha, more like Shminvader SHIT."

by Vikki Snake December 13, 2019

Chocolate Shminch

When a girl puts her finger(s) in your taint and they come out with brown.

"I was at the drive in when my girl gave me a Chocolate Shminch."

by Dainty lips July 1, 2014

the shins

The Shins N.Another extremely overrated indie band, unfortunatley made famous by the "tries way to hard to seem indie and quirky" movie Garden State. With a couple nice songs were deemed the god of "indie bands" Their song New Slang featured in the movie, was called "a song that would change your life" although hardly anyone knows what the song is even about, but you seem to meet a lot of Shins fans who like them because it seemed cool.

Shins Fan: That movie was right, New Slang like changes your life. All of The Shins songs their songs are so good.

Me: Whats so life changing? Do you even understand the lyrics?

Shins Fan, singing to the song: "New slang when you notice the stripes..."

by The Telephone Wires January 9, 2008