Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

shlintzkied

the art of consuming mass amounts of charcol filtered booze with the simple goal blacking out in mind usually resulting in the pissing of ones pants

you guys hear about duke last night? I heard he got shlintzkied at the bars and woke up in a shopping cart near the railroad tracks with his pants pissed.

by poopbandit#2 April 21, 2007

shlickey

1)noun- almost a hickey, but not quite.
the shlickey is bairly visible.
the time period of the redness is minimal.

see shlickeyer.
see shlicka.

1) michael gave veronica a shlickey.
adriana saw it & was like, ewwwwwwwww!

2)that guy can only give shlickeys!

by veronica sarah. January 21, 2008

shmink

To dress or groom (oneself) with meticulous or excessive attention to enhancing fabulousity.

Caitlin found it hard to leave the house without shminking a little.

by Michael J Hall August 12, 2005

Shinkle

A form of American Currency often used as gambling chips.

Throw in some Shinkle's if you're going to play!

If I only had one more Shinkle I would be able to play another game of cards.

by Herbert Cumtoe-Scalywag April 10, 2006

shinkansen

Shinkansen (AKA `Bullet train`) are super fast advanced trains running at over 270mph from Hakata in the south of Japan all the way to Akita, in the North. Shinkansen lines also run from Tokyo to Takaaki, Nagano, Osaka and Sendai. They are the Greatest, GO GREEN CARS (first class)!!!!!

Funky Westerner: Omg/ LMAO, yesterday i rode the shinkansen to Tokyo, then i went to the Tokyo Disney Resort!!!!

Super Japanese man: OH Sugoi, choto takai desu ne!!! Tokyo Disuni resoto ga tanoshikata deshita ka?

Westerner: wow, i too can speak the language of the ninja: DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBATO!!!! TSUKI NO EKI WA TOKYO, TOKYO EKI DESU!!!!!

by ohianjo February 12, 2006

shlickinsider

when having intercourse you accedently slip out and slide into her anus.

last night i was having sex with my wife and i pulled a shlickinsider!

by sliken November 15, 2010