Shlapping

sleep masterbating in the shower

I must have been shlapping last night because feel amazing this morning.

by Shlapping May 1, 2015

cat shagging

Out on the town- drinking, partying, picking up random women for sex ...etc

I have been cat shagging on the weekends.

by Erfan October 5, 2013

butt shagging

Getting the heck out of town. Leaving the area.

It's butt shagging time!

by Denny March 2, 2005

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Megatron Shagging a Labrador

Megatron shagging a labrador is a old saying created by the most intellectual people of the ancient internet. Oxford University have made many studies on this phenomenon, and have failed many times. The true meaning of this great example of history is still a mystery.

Wagwan bruv wanna see megatron shagging a labrador

by Kyhnel April 10, 2019

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009