NOUN: shit
1. Crap, poop, turd, solid human or animal waste, excrement, faeces, crud, dung, defecation, excretion, fecal matter, feculence, deuce, manure, stool, or any kind of waste is commonly referred to as ‘Number Two.’
ADJECTIVE: shit, shitty
2. A word used to describe a person who is incredibly shitty or does shitty things.
3. A word used to describe an object negatively.
4. A word that is sometimes used to replace the word, ‘stuff.’
VERB: shitting
1. Can be put in sentences to emphasise them, for example: ‘Are you fucking shitting me?’
2. When a living thing releases waste from their body.
‘Shit’ can also be put at the start of specific words to turn them into an insult or negative phrase.
For example, shithead, shitface, shithole, shitfuck, etc.
‘Shit’ can also be included in phrases, like fuck the shit or fixing shit.
1. Crap, poop, turd, solid human or animal waste, excrement, faeces, crud, dung, defecation, excretion, fecal matter, feculence, deuce, manure, stool, or any kind of waste is commonly referred to as ‘Number Two.’
ADJECTIVE: shit, shitty
2. A word used to describe a person who is incredibly shitty or does shitty things.
3. A word used to describe an object negatively.
4. A word that is sometimes used to replace the word, ‘stuff.’
VERB: shitting
1. Can be put in sentences to emphasise them, for example: ‘Are you fucking shitting me?’
2. When a living thing releases waste from their body.
‘Shit’ can also be put at the start of specific words to turn them into an insult or negative phrase.
For example, shithead, shitface, shithole, shitfuck, etc.
‘Shit’ can also be included in phrases, like fuck the shit or fixing shit.
‘The quality of this product is literal shit.’
‘I need to take a shit.’
‘He’s shitting in the restroom.’
‘The mechanic is fixing my shit.’
‘I need to take a shit.’
‘He’s shitting in the restroom.’
‘The mechanic is fixing my shit.’
by shitweasel October 20, 2019
by MeikoIsBetter December 31, 2020
not just shit, but THE shit. saying just shit is something low class. but saying THE shit means its over the top cool.
by T. Lex June 03, 2005
1. The universally recognized "S word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To defecate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. Your name is shit in this town.
2. What in the shit?
3. You stupid shit!
4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane.
6. Aw, SHIT!!
7. Holy shit! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit!
9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless!
10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you!
Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes:
"Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!"
Roommate looks out and says:
"What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To defecate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. Your name is shit in this town.
2. What in the shit?
3. You stupid shit!
4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane.
6. Aw, SHIT!!
7. Holy shit! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit!
9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless!
10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you!
Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes:
"Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!"
Roommate looks out and says:
"What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"
by Str8upinurface July 07, 2017
1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.
1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.
by assholecritic February 22, 2010
Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.
by Chris Richardson August 15, 2007