Shiplet

The resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. The usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and cokes, a small rose and a orange and passionfruit J20.

or

The most heinous swearword known to mankind. Far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.

'Awwww, look at that Shiplet, isn't it cute.'

or

Ohhhh, okay, don't bother indicating then, you effing Shiplet!'

by Danonymous85 September 11, 2011

Shirley'd

When a Male has a Female haircut such as a perm or a bob.

Man 1: "Seans been to the hairdressers and had a bob"
Man 2: "You mean hes been Shirley'd?"
or
Man 1: "Im never getting my haircut there again, iv been Shirley'd"
or
Man 1: "Look at that man, hes got a Shirley"

by Heavy Dee April 24, 2012

Shirley High School

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.

“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”

“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”

by DJ Keith June 24, 2019

king of dog shite

Used by upstanding members of the travelling community to belittle their opponent in a call out video before engaging in a bare knuckle boxing match

"here you, you're the king of dog shite ya junkies bastard ya!"

by Paddy the pleb May 23, 2016

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

Shite Bullocks

A Northern Irish curse word (that is very fun to say) used in times of annoyance, amazement or fear.

1. Johhny: Here Jim, did ye hand in that GSCE Coursework yesterday?
Jim: Uck Shite Bullocks!

2: Johnny: Look at that naughty magazine...
Jim: Holy Shite Bullocks!

by FishWadge May 1, 2009

Shirtleneck

A very tall popped collar.
Synonym for a popped collar.

Check out that dude's shirtleneck.

by iheartfast November 9, 2010