shitcanned

1. To become extremely intoxicated on alcohol.

2. TO scrap a project, plan or action.

1. We couldn't drive home from the bar because we had all gotton too shitcanned.

2. I say we shitcan this operation.

by TulsaDawg April 13, 2003

shitranger

1. A colloquialism to describe one who engages in any one of a number of deplorable acts popular at parks with a reputation for being a rendezvous for members of the homosexual community. More specifically, one who searches out partners for said engagements.

2. A meaningless insult to call any friend or foe.

"Good softball game tonight."
"Dammit they turned the lights out on us!"
"Uhh...we better jet. This place is crawling with shitrangers."

(ring, ring)
Your friend: Hello...
You: What's up shitranger?
Your friend: Good one...
You: Wanna drink beer?
Your friend: Does the pope shit in the woods?
You: I'll be over in 5.

by Head July 29, 2004

Shitanic

Shit + titanic: The state of being immensely "like shit."

Matt: How was it sitting through that Kurt Cameron movie?

Jeff: Like watching the Shitanic steam by.

by hondehay September 21, 2009

shitfanner

A person who likes to throw shit out into the the air, instead of quietly burying it.

Pssh, here comes dragonwall, he's a shitfanner. Don't let him know this shit, or things would get ugly.

by thedudediego2009 September 23, 2009

shitbanger

someone who has sex analy. Goes in the wrong door.

my boss is a shitbanger he fucks his dads ass.

by michael October 27, 2003

shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

shithammerfucked

The ultimate stage of drunkenness.

After four days of non-stop drinking at Camanche, it was safe to say that we were all shithammerfucked.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006