shitfuck

A series of unfortunate events both seen and unforseen that cause a drastic change in one's life

When i look back at my lifr i think "what the Shitfuck happened "

by urpizzaboy June 8, 2016

shitflixing

Enjoying multimedia platforms from the comfort of the John, primarily Netflix.

Yesterday I found myself shitflixing the entirety of Bates Motel, and man was it worth it.

by ryannoyance April 5, 2017

shit flick

Nursing injury sustained at the fault of a co worker when they over vigorusly wipe a patients bum as you hold the paitents cheeks apart to help them.

'bollocks you shit flicked me'
'arggghh it's in my eye, ive been shit flicked'

by Sarah Owen November 8, 2007

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

shitfucker

one who fucks shit in the ass alot

you shitfucker! why do u fuck shit?

by jim February 11, 2005

shitfuck

verb. an overwhelming attack or onslaught

He's gonna shitfuck him.

paintball shitfuck.

by dograper October 23, 2007