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shears

a person that is not part of a larger group. Such groups are jocks, preps, nerds. A shears is a person that doesn't fit into any of the said groups.
"That Mike kid is a total shears."
by Michael Shears April 6, 2007
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Sheerantum

Die Religion "Sheerantum" abgeleitet von den Namen des bekannten pop Sängers Ed sheeran ist eine wichtige Religion im der heutigen Zeit.

Es Predigt den Gott Ed sheeran

(Und Michael Jackson) , den Sohn Gottes Shrek und verabscheut den Gegner Shreks Lord Farquaad.

Wichtige Feiertage im sheerantum sind :

27.02 "Die Geburt Shrek" an diesem Tag zieht man traditionelle Kleidung an (Shrek Kostüm) und singt Bad habbits um die Geburt Shrek zu ehren.

10.04: "Esefreitag" auch bekannt als shrekstern, man sucht in traditionellen shrekstern Kleidung (Esel Kostüm)nach Birnen die Shreks Nase ähneln.

06.09:" Teufels Erlösung" da feiert man den Todes Tag von Lord Farquaad in traditioneller Kleidung (Shrek Kostüm) und singt laut Galway girl

31.10 "edoleen" man verkleidet sich an diesem Tag als Shrek und singt laut das Lied Shape of you

24.12 "Wiedergeburt Shrek" auch bekannt als

Shreeknachten ist einer der wichtigsten Feiertage im sheerantum. Man zieht traditionelle Kleidung an ( Shrek Kostüm) oder färbt sich die Haare orange und singt laut Ed sheeran Lieder.
Ich bin im Christentum und du?

-Ich bin im sheerantum
by Eddie luvr October 28, 2021
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Shedrat

Someone who lives in a shed;Flirts with many girls while dating someone;Thinks their hott shit,but their not;Acts like a thug,but is really whiter than sour cream;Names all the girls he wishes he could be with after some kind of candy.
Casey C. was asked to describe himself in one word so he said unique, but two girls that heard him say this yelled "HELL NO,HE'S A SHEDRAT!"
by MD.JM April 11, 2008
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shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.
Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
by backinbowl February 17, 2010
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Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit
Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.
by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015
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shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine
That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear
by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017
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Seerut

A super fun and funny person who likes abusing people named Taara
That person is friends with Taara, but she is a Seerut.
by terracotta123 January 25, 2022
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