Skeetard

Someone being ULTRA RETARDED without remorse

"Dude, your such a skeetard"

by Cotton kid June 5, 2014

Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.

Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!

by SlickRick1234 August 27, 2013

Sheppard's Pie

when you bang a girl, take your dick out with shit on it, and then give that girl a mushroom stamp and there's a imprint of your dick on her face and shit.

last night, I gave that girl a sheppard's pie. want to check it out?

she ate one too many chimi changas so i ended up giving her a sheppards pie

my friend carla was craving burritos so instead i served her up a sheppard's pie

by marky marrrc March 9, 2008

sparky shepard

(Short: Sparky)

A term used to describe someone who has manipulative tendencies. Sometimes accompanied with entitlement and suicidal threats.

“John tried to convince me to rob a bank, when I said no he threatened to kill him self!”

“Wow he’s such a Sparky Shepard”

by Tormented Unicycle March 2, 2019

Dax Shephard

Master of Impro, went to UCLA, is originally from Michigan.
Appeared on "Punk'd" (MTV)
Actor in "Without a paddle"
Funniest guy in the world, genius with words, awesome at "making things happen" (Punk'd), with the dopest smile.

"-Dax is my favorite dude on Punk'd."

by Lea December 1, 2004

Sheepards Pie

New Zealand version of a cream pie.

Damo gave the sheep some sheepards pie

by Bruntos July 27, 2015

Sheep-tard

Someone who is mentally impaired by their conformity so much that they wouldn’t understand common sense if it kicked them up the arse.

Wow look at all the sheep-tards.... Could you imagine being that blind?

by Just another Patriot December 21, 2020