Shaver's Remorse

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.

mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

Go shave your llama

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

by Thellamaqueen September 30, 2015

cross-shaped rock

Who Would Win?

An Italian man that can shoot spaghetti like bullets or a rock

Caesar: *gets crushed under a cross-shaped rock*
Joseph: SHIZAAA

by YOU UTTER FOOL July 5, 2022

Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

Curse of the shaven vag

When you feel like you're going to get some loving so you shave your vagina only to be denied.

"I waxed it and everything then Billy had the runs"

"Curse of the shaven vag happens everytime!"

by vagtastic1234 September 19, 2011

close shave

The situation, when you almost got in the any trouble, but the last moment you didn't. You got lucky.

Example:

" Phew, I almost fall in the water. That was a close shave!"

by sanijaswan November 3, 2013

Heart-Shaped Ass

A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.

"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"

by creedmoor October 23, 2004