Sharpie

Sharp card for a plan

Don't worry about following his direction I've got a sharpie to go by

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Pulling A Sharpie

Being so fucking indecisive as to create a online social media website event and not even respond to whether you are going or not yourself.

You may also reply "maybe" to other people's events and then have a 99.3% chance of turning up. In the 0.7% chance you do not turn up you will apologise and then probably create another event in sympathy for missing the previous one, again, you will put "maybe attending".

Bro: "He man, I've just created this awesome party event. You gonna come?"

Bro2: "Yer"

Bro3: "YER!!!one!!!"

Bro4: "Let's get so drunk we aren't legally able to drive!"

Bro5: "Soz can't, my mum's funeral x"

Bro2: "Faggot"

Bro6: *doesn't respond, but turns up, and has seen and viewed the event multiple times*

Bro2,Bro3,Bro4,Bro5: "Bro6, Pulling A Sharpie"

by Fuckface69 August 23, 2012

sharpie

a nickname for anyone with a last name that can sound like sharpie

Bob: Her last name is sharp what should i call her
Farnk: Sharpie

by urfriendlyneighborhhodsharpie April 28, 2019

Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.

David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.

by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023

Sharpie Fucker

Somebody who uses a sharpie as a dildo... I guess you can use it In anal too???

Lol sharpie fucker

by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021

Sharpy

A crisp edge up on a haircut

Damn son, your barber gave you the sharpy.

I got an haircut appointment at 8, about to get this sharpy.

by Youngin867 March 7, 2022

Blue Sharpie

Someone who always makes people sad. Your first reaction to everything they say is probably, "oh! are you ok?" Then, that's the next reaction someone will have to whatever you say.

hey have you talked to Skylar lately?
No dude, I can't she puts me in such a bad mood. She's a total blue sharpie.

by Kayin5lifebish January 27, 2019