You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

by John Joe September 20, 2012

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.

She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

by revvinkevin July 28, 2016

sharpish

european slang for right now or as soon as possible

"i need those documents sharpish!!"

by P. Gryphenz June 7, 2003

sharp

on the exact minute in reference to meeting at a specific point in time.

don't be late. see u at 3pm sharp

by screamdemon August 16, 2009

Sharpie

The teenager's crayon. Used to write on oneself, clothing articles, and preferably on converse sneakers. Get at least 40 of them.

I love sharpies. they are so damn cool.

by Roaring_Fyre July 24, 2010

Sharp as a mop

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

by urban-grl June 25, 2016

White Sharpie

Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.

Bro, my girlfriend asked for a white sharpie last night, so i drew a dinosaur.

by Rlvers March 27, 2011