shard

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022
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Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.
by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 05, 2022
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sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.
"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"
by elliotiguess February 11, 2022
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Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.
How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards
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Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
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liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.
Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.
by Mexican midget June 29, 2017
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Shard cart

Have a look at that cunt in the shard cart
by Gtech123 May 01, 2022
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