septingentisexual

someone who is sexually attracted to 700 animate and inanimate objects, including things with and without holes.

WOW, he has a warehouse to store his 700 objects; he's septingentisexual

by haha_i_am_watching_you_haha August 9, 2012

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sitting on the crack

1.) When your friends at school hate you and don't save you a spot at lunch so you have to sit on the space in between the benches
2.) Under investigation, hiding crack-cocaine inside ones rear in order to avoid its discovery
3.) Two pairs of bare butt cheeks facing each other and making as much contact as possible

1.) Joey: Did you save me a spot?
Isabella: Nope!
Joey: Guess I'm sitting on the crack!

2.) Gabe: The officer was about to search my car, so I stood up, but I was still sitting on the crack.

3.) Aiden: Did you see that "sitting on the crack" video?
Ryan: Oh totally! Where they're touching asses right?
Aiden: Hell yeah dawg!

by bigniqqa69 December 17, 2019

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Sitting fat

Sitting in a fashion that does not allow others to sit next to you; even when there is space. You preferably do this when you are mad at someone.

I didn’t want Andre to sit next to me, so I started sitting fat.

by Papa dusty March 8, 2022

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nad sitting

v. plopping down directly onto testes.

When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!

by eusadnama November 27, 2013

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