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bird seeds

The worst food to ever be invented on Earth. Mainly hated by birds like Wingy, this food is disgusting, dry, and plainly noob. If you eat bird seeds, you're a noob.
"Hey I got food!"
"Oh really? What did you get?"
"I got the newest flavor of bird seeds!"
"You filthy disgusting noob."
by Sir Jeffrier June 9, 2021
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seed throwers

the MALE ! , kind of a not so willing 'FARMER' !
jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!

Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
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seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.
Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.
by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015
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Seed Surfer

Person 1: Did your parents have a water bed before you were born?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: Then your a seed surfer :D
by Efdfgggf May 14, 2011
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Seed Barn

Seed Barn, A place of dwelling, for children who call their moms "Maw". Commonly-known for orphans who disobey their non-biological parents. Seed Barn is kept in check by wild wolves who tend to roam outside of the seed barn, looking for a little orphan child for a tasty snack. Son, get in the damn seed barn! No maw!
Mrs. Henrietta told Jimmy to sleep in the seed barn.
I better get in the seed barn before maw sees me out in the cow pasture!
by Pedro Calag May 1, 2020
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Psycho Seed

A rare and scary people out to get the world with their minions. Sometimes will tell very many lies in order to gain followers and try to take over the world. That one person you know that creeps you out, but you're not sure what to think of them. The one that seems nice at first, but then gets inside your head and eats away at you until you become just a crazy as them.

The one person that one day will go ballistic.
The person that's a psycho.
And a seed.
David: How are you and that girl doing?
Greg: Oh man, I'm not sure. She's been kind of a psycho seed lately.
David: How so?
Greg: She's been acting crazy and I think she's been lying to me...
by whodat?datpsychoseed March 13, 2011
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Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.
Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018
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