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hooker scratch

When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries to be cool by touching you but rips your skin off with her claw.
Dude, your mom got all nervous when she was going down on me and fully hooker scratched me. Good thing your dad wasn't there cuz i yelled like a mother fucker.
by The Stealth Assassin June 20, 2008
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Scratch

A word used in place of words proven too vulgar for the situation; Slang terminology for inappropriate words in a professional scenario.
You’re being a Scratch; Scratch off; Oh Scratch; Scratch that
by Samuel Schnitzel January 19, 2021
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bunny off a scratch

(Expression) Be garrulous, speak tirelessly. 'Bunny' being derived from the cockney verb to rabbit; 'off of scratch' implying the speaker needs no assistance, like a golfer, playing off of scratch, with no handicap.
Usage: I saw this market trader in full flow. Boy, he could bunny off a scratch.
by laraza May 31, 2011
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scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.
aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!
by devdawgula July 3, 2004
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poop scratch

(noun)
1. Fecal residue left on the inside of one's underwear after an anal emission. See skidmark.
2. An accurate description of the physics involved in which a piece of leftover crap hanging out of your bunghole "scratches" your drawers.
Jimmy discovered a poop scratch in his boxers after not finishing the job a few hours earlier.
by Randman January 9, 2007
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henry healthy scratch

a hockey word which is used to define the kid on the team who never dresses. he is usually the worst on the team. this poor guy is consistantly the one up in the stands taking stats.
"hey rosbury, are u henry healthy scratch again, sexsmith and cameron are dressing in front of you."
by galvan December 21, 2004
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Scratch back

A derogatory term referring to illegal alien from Latin America who, because s/he cannot swim, enters the U.S. by crawling under the fence, causing his/her back to get severely scratched.
Person 1 white trash: "Hey, Juan. Like, your Mom's a total wetback. They should deport y'all back to Mexico."
Person 2 (Hispanic respondent): "Actually, Billy Bob, you ignorant white trash racist pendejo, my Mom came from Guatemala and crawled under the fence carrying me. So, we're both scratch backs."
by StickMan May 7, 2015
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