screwdaloo

a polite way of saying "fuck off"

so long, take care, screwdaloo!

by knitwitted March 6, 2010

Screwdini

When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.

Example 1
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.

Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!

by wickelobe June 23, 2011

Scrandamonium

Immature little faget patty kids who are using "video game terms' in real life....they are mostly found in highschools around the world. mostly they are kids who havent seen a vagina or play way to much COD!!

The Bk-Randy: Hey man ur suck a Bk Backpack/Feeder/RANDOM!!

The mature/known kid: Yea....that kids a fucking Scrandamonium....

by Elite1337Haxor November 21, 2011

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

Serendipitypo

A typo that luckily turns out to convey the intended meaning pretty well.

Me: Hey, are you from Jamaica?
Kopal: Ye mon

*yeah Mon
Me: Haha that first one was a total serendipitypo

by Awkwordsmith April 28, 2015

Screendoor shit

Watery and would not be stopped by the wire.

I took a screendoor shit this morning.

by Bridog57 May 12, 2016

scrund

A Name you give someone if they are extremely dumb and Make no sense

Brundon you are such a SCRUND

by Savior_redd September 23, 2017