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A screenshot

Person 1: "What the fuck was that noise?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I just took a screenshot"
by thisisntholman March 13, 2022
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Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.
Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.
by Zay_Man November 19, 2022
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iPad Screenshot

When someone snaps or chats you and you take a picture with your iPad so they don’t know. Usually its a weird chat or hot snap that you want to save without them knowing
Regina took an iPad Screenshot of the weird chats that Chris sent.
by special_relativity November 21, 2022
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Neckbeard screenshot

The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.
Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.
by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023
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Rickety Screendoor

A high pitched and oscillating farther, which mimics the sound of a squeaky screen door.
The Wife ripped one that sounded like a Rickety Screendoor.
by SpookyJanglez October 29, 2023
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Innocent Screenshot Farming

The action of sending nice texts during an argument, in attempt to take screenshots and show other people for better publicity.
While we were fighting, she started innocent screenshot farming.
by itzcalb766 February 20, 2025
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Three screenshot rule

If a woman has screenshot a guy’s message and sent it to:

1 ) Her best friend
2) The group chat
3) The emotionally intelligent online friends who don't judge.

She is officially into him. He is now a discussion topic, strategic plan, and public case study.
“When he sent that ‘get home safe’ text, she applied the Three Screenshot Rule within 8 seconds.”
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
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