by life is pain enjoyer March 21, 2023
Get the Schoolmug. Dictionary Definition-a building where young people receive education;
True Defention: the Place where you suffer for 12 years of your life. im sure you know it where you learn for 6 1/2 hours and then they give you homework possibly the worst place in the world.
True Defention: the Place where you suffer for 12 years of your life. im sure you know it where you learn for 6 1/2 hours and then they give you homework possibly the worst place in the world.
son: mum can i stay at home today
mum: why?
son: school is depresing and stupid
Mum: I know i used to go the for 15 years
son: wat
Mum: nothing
mum: why?
son: school is depresing and stupid
Mum: I know i used to go the for 15 years
son: wat
Mum: nothing
by Mr.uber1337ww August 8, 2009
Get the Schoolmug. Don't go there.They want to rot your brain out....trust me you haven't learned anything there and you never will.Don't send your kids there.Don't think that they can help you.They hate you and get paid for it.
by Heavyoak September 17, 2008
Get the Schoolmug. A prison where u spend the first 18 years of ur life where u are constantly bored out of ur fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jag2787 May 21, 2008
Get the Schoolmug. by nametaken7 March 10, 2011
Get the Schoolmug. School is a -lot- of things. Mainly all of them are shitty (and all of them being nouns). Here goes:
1. Social forum where you go meet a bunch of idiots that ask you stupid questions.
2. Building which you have to be early/on time for or you'll get your ass kicked by the principal. The time to be at this building is always before 8:30 am if you're in middle school or above, and around 9 am if you're in elementary.
3. A place where you get your ass kicked by the "cool" people.
4. An alledgedly "diverse" place where in reality, it's divided into several cliques. These cliques are incredibly tight-knit and anyone who isn't part of one is considered an outcast and gets shoved into garbage cans & shit. The average middle-school-or-above usually has a stoner clique, skater clique, the "popular people" clique (AKA the people that won the genetic lottery), grade-obsessed-brainwashed-people clique, intelligent people clique, etc...
5. A complete and utter hellhole.
1. Social forum where you go meet a bunch of idiots that ask you stupid questions.
2. Building which you have to be early/on time for or you'll get your ass kicked by the principal. The time to be at this building is always before 8:30 am if you're in middle school or above, and around 9 am if you're in elementary.
3. A place where you get your ass kicked by the "cool" people.
4. An alledgedly "diverse" place where in reality, it's divided into several cliques. These cliques are incredibly tight-knit and anyone who isn't part of one is considered an outcast and gets shoved into garbage cans & shit. The average middle-school-or-above usually has a stoner clique, skater clique, the "popular people" clique (AKA the people that won the genetic lottery), grade-obsessed-brainwashed-people clique, intelligent people clique, etc...
5. A complete and utter hellhole.
1. Veronica: Hey, Valerie!! I got a 4.0 GPA on my report card! I'm so smart!
-four hours later-
Veronica: in Spanish class Hey, Asti, where's Mexico? Is it in Asia?
2. Asti: *wakes up* *looks at alarm clock* OH SHIT IT'S 6:20AM I'M GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL!! I'M GOING TO DIE AND GET 3 REFERRALS AND MISS GOING ON THE END-OF-THE-YEAR FIELD TRIP!
3. Decent person: Hey, Maddy? Where's the recycle bin?
Maddy (surrounded by "cool" friends): Bitch, how dare you talk to me! *slams decent person into locker*
4. A decent person looks out at her school five minutes before the bell rings. She sees a bunch of different groups all huddled together, glaring at other groups. This decent person sees the popular people bitchslap the intelligent people for saying things that are simply too complex for the idiot populars to understand :(
5. Asti: Oh dammit I hate Sundays... T_T The day off is ruined by knowing I have to wake up at 6 am and go to hell again.
-four hours later-
Veronica: in Spanish class Hey, Asti, where's Mexico? Is it in Asia?
2. Asti: *wakes up* *looks at alarm clock* OH SHIT IT'S 6:20AM I'M GONNA BE LATE TO SCHOOL!! I'M GOING TO DIE AND GET 3 REFERRALS AND MISS GOING ON THE END-OF-THE-YEAR FIELD TRIP!
3. Decent person: Hey, Maddy? Where's the recycle bin?
Maddy (surrounded by "cool" friends): Bitch, how dare you talk to me! *slams decent person into locker*
4. A decent person looks out at her school five minutes before the bell rings. She sees a bunch of different groups all huddled together, glaring at other groups. This decent person sees the popular people bitchslap the intelligent people for saying things that are simply too complex for the idiot populars to understand :(
5. Asti: Oh dammit I hate Sundays... T_T The day off is ruined by knowing I have to wake up at 6 am and go to hell again.
by 4571XD May 31, 2006
Get the Schoolmug. 1.) Public ~: a failed socialist experiment of the 18th and 19th century. This is either where: Douchebag liberals in button-down shirts go to congregate and smoke pot, Douchebag republicans go to complain about the liberals and have sex in the bathrooms
Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge'
Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge'
Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially ~, and post it on a dictionary when they get home
Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students
Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim
Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school
Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out
In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot
2.)Eastern ~: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public ~
3.)Home ~: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children
4.)Private ~: A more cost-effecient Public ~ for pompous douchebags
Douchebag athiests go to complain about saying the 'Pledge'
Douchebag 'anal' christians go to complain about not having to say the 'Pledge'
Douchebag libertarians go to think of new things to complain about, especially ~, and post it on a dictionary when they get home
Douchebag adults to stupid or niave to get a good job go to enforce their values on students
Douchebag social rejects go to improve their aim
Poor children go because their parents cannot educate them at home or send them to private school
Smart children are so bored waiting for their dimmer brethern to catch up that they finally give up and drop out
In the Ghetto, where black children go to be tortured or shot
2.)Eastern ~: Where the asian children go and learn to make far superior products to those educated in Public ~
3.)Home ~: The place where all succesful adults were educated as children
4.)Private ~: A more cost-effecient Public ~ for pompous douchebags
The public school-loving nerd got straight A's, but when looking for a job found out that smart kids don't give a nerd's ass about grades.
by Josh Furman February 9, 2005
Get the Schoolmug.