Fart Schnarfing

The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.

Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*

by Fakespeare October 28, 2021

schnargal

whatever

Becky: Did you see the movie?
Ted: Schnargal.

by plop November 7, 2003

schnarnoff

An ogre like creature, resembling a large bear, with white fur and sharp teeth and claws. It lives in the outskirts of Wabiland, India. It can be found in caves and elven forests.

Lookout! There's a schnarnoff eating a helpless baby.

by T-C-M-B May 8, 2008

Shnarf

A small noise made by imagining yourself as a small caring animal from a far-off planet.
A caring gesture when expressed to others.

"You've made me a calendar of yourself in strange pants!!! Wow, Shnarf!!!"

by Emma Friendship October 6, 2008

Schnarrizard

A grumpy, pipe smoking draon-like creature typically found in the humid climes of the Helman River Valley. The Schnarrizard feeds on fingers, ears, ants, rocks and chicken when it can get them. Typically found alone as the Schnarrizard tends to eat the creatures that attempt to socialize with it.

No one knows where the Schnarrizard comes from, but this magnificent creature may, unfortunately, be making the endangered species list sooner than anyone expects.

by Schnizzle_hm September 7, 2010

schnurff

As opposed to a smurf, which are efficient and on time; schnurffing is to be delayed in any action and/or activity.

Man, he said he'd be here 45 minutes ago, he's totally schnurffing it.

by monocle_man July 7, 2011

schnurf

Swiping an object between your asscheeks in order to get someone to smell it.

He schnurfed the cd and ask his friend to smell it.

by Barbars May 7, 2011