schaeffer academy

private christian school that contains one all dictating person who steals guys but otherwise its ok. and theres a fetal pig in the wall btw.

i used to go to schaeffer academy but now i dont

by stopandletmebreathe April 10, 2009

scheduel

ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.

Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.

by palooza09 August 26, 2010

schaefer

Noun. 1. A bunny 2. Someone sweet, adorable and very cuddly 3. A person who looves goobers

He keeps insisting he's not a schaefer, but with that nose and cute ass, what else can he be?

by Olya August 17, 2006

Schafernaker scale

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009

scheck

cool, ill, off da hook you bad muther fugga

ellie that cast is scheckin'. this translates to: man ellie that cast is sweeeet as the milk from a mothers bosom.

by Lauren April 15, 2003

The Schedule

A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule.
Cameron: I've been on it since I started eating those cafeteria meals.

by abbott_j October 31, 2009

Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008